Best Tech Jokes
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What’s the best computer to fly with? A MacBook Air of course! Whether you’re a programmer, hardware engineer, tech aficionado, or just an average user, technology has reshaped the ways in which we communicate and interact with each other. Technology has even changed our humor. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the best technology jokes, to help us enjoy the good… and the funny sides of tech.
Best Tech Jokes
Everyday Tech
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.
What was the spider doing on the computer?... He was making a web-site!
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.
What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!
What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!
What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!
Why did the computer go to the dentist?... To get his Bluetooth checked.
What is the biggest lie anyone can tell?... "I have read and agreed to all the terms and conditions.
Developers & Programmers
What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.
Why did the developer become so poor?... Because he cleared his cache.
What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.
Knock knock
Who’s there?”
Hello world!
“Hello world, who?”
NameError: name ‘who’ is not defined
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?... None, because it is a hardware problem.
Why do they call it hyper text?... Too much JAVA.
Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes"?... They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
Microsoft, Apple, and Linux
How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.
A truck carrying Microsoft software has just overturned on the main road… That's the Word on the street.
Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.
I took a Microsoft Office class in high school… I Excelled in it.
What kind of books grow on trees?... Apple MacBooks.
What is a Linux user's favorite game?... sudo ku
Why do vampire's use Linux?... Because they don't like Windows in their house.
Video Games
What did the man do after the Nintendo game ended in a tie?... He asked for a Wii-match!
What do you do when you encounter a sad Xbox?... You console it.
What did the gaming reporter say about the new Minecraft updates?... “They’re groundbreaking!
Gamers don’t take hot showers… They take Steam-y ones.
What does the gamer use to make bread?... Ninten-dough.
My Xbox, PS4 and Switch all broke on the same day… I was inconsolable.
Oh no! PlayStation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?... Dead or Alive
I was electrocuted by the PlayStation controller… I was shocked twice.
Why doesn’t Mario like to use the internet?... He’s afraid of the Browsers.
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play PlayStation?... Because he's an Xbox-er.
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?... Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the Switch.
What was the only Nintendo series to really fall flat?... Paper Mario.
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What do you call a cat who wants to sit on you when you’re working on your computer?
A laptop.
Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.
Did you hear about the octopus who stopped printing?
It ran out of ink!
Did you hear about the raccoon who was evicted?
It was moved to trash.
What did the computer confess at the concert?
“I like big bytes and I cannot lie.”
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What swashbuckling feline had to keep turning off its computer?
Puss in Reboots.
What do you call a sleepy little computer?
A naptop!
What kind of music is rooted in a set of computer commands?
Algorithm and Blues.
Did you hear the one about the broken computer that needed a place to stay?
It had nowhere to crash.
What did the teacher say to the Disney insect learning to use a computer mouse?
“Jiminy, click it!”
Have you heard of the new band called 1023 Megabytes?
They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
Why shouldn’t you use “beef stew” as a computer password?
It’s not stroganoff.
What’s the biggest lie in the entire universe?
“I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did the Wall Street computer say to impress the woman at the bar?
“You know, I have a lot of cache.”
Why did the man get fired from his job at the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Why did the Windows tech guy get in trouble for goofing off on a Mac?
His jokes weren’t PC.
What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s advice to Jedis with computer problems?
“May the force-quit be with you.”
Did you hear about the cyclops whose computer crashed?
He called Eye-T.
Who do stoners call when they have computer problems?
High-T.
Why did SpongeBob call IT?
He needed help bubble-shooting.
Who do witches use to fix computer problems?
IT hexperts.
Why is Halloween an IT guy’s least favorite holiday?
There’s a ghost in the machine.
What do IT workers call “the talk” they have with their children?
The birds and the US-Bees.
What do you call a popular program about technology experts?
Must-See IT.
What do IT guys say when they totally get your frustration?
“Word.”
Did you hear about the IT guy who was falsely arrested?
He was mainframed.
How does IT generally solve problems with email?
They give it a positive Outlook.
Why did the polar bear call tech support?
His screen was frozen.
How many technical-support agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Press 1 to continue.
What is the funniest tech hub in California?
Silly-con Valley.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a tech CEO?
Bark Zuckerberg.
What doubles as a dance club and computer help desk?
Disco-tech support.
What did the tech-repair guy say when he couldn’t figure out the computer problem?
“It’s all Geek to me!”
Did you hear about the computer tech who gained weight?
He was bad at managing cookies.
Why shouldn’t you name your boat after anything computer-related?
It’ll have a greater chance of syncing.
Who did Captain Kirk call when his computer crashed?
Star Trek support.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates.
What do kids call Macbook chargers?
Apple juice!
What do you get when you cross a demon assassin with a slow streaming service?
Buffering the Vampire Slayer.
What do you get when you cross painted performance artists with a wireless connection?
Blue Man Tooth.
What kind of connection do trapeze artists use to log onto the internet?
High-wireless.
Which country has the slowest Wi-Fi?
Germany. It’s the wurst!
The answer: A turtle and Wi-Fi.
The question: What are two things that run slow?
How would you describe Shakespeare’s connection?
Bard wired.
What do Hawaii and an area with a good internet connection have in common?
They’re both hotspots.
What message pops up on Russian computers when you can’t get a Wi-Fi signal?
Inter-nyet.
How could you tell the college town had bad Wi-Fi?
It didn’t have enough bars.
Why did the router and modem fall in love?
They had a great connection.
Why is it hard to hear the X-Men on a video conference call?
Because they’re mutant.
What Dr. Seuss character likes to make side comments on Zoom?
The Cat in the Chat.
How do monsters show documents on Zoom?
They share their screams.
What do you call an online meeting of pirates?
A webin-arrgh.
What has four arms, four legs, two giant faces and likes to Zoom?
Your parents!
Why did the boss ignore his assistant’s suggestion on Zoom?
It was a mute point.
What do elves use to make themselves more visible on Zoom?
Phonebooks.
What did the conductor tell the woodwind section on Zoom?
“You’re on flute.”
What do you call someone who trims their beard while Zooming?
A screen shaver.
Why didn’t anyone laugh at the jokes on the Teams meeting?
They weren’t even remotely funny.
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